20 year old British girl =)
Much love for Pokemon, ACNL, Fairy Tail, SAO, VD and SPN <33

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PKMN Laurel =D
Mayor Laurel of Magnolia <3

Vaporeon Pokemon
micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

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So I have Axel moving out! I don’t even think he’s been in my town for more than a week but there you go! X’DBecause he was only in my town for a very short time and I barely interacted with him he is 100% original! =DI am mainly looking for bell offers (which I would like to receive on my secondary game since I have pretty much zero funds on it since it’s just been reset!) or items from the exotic set, rococo set (I have nothing from either), or Tortimer Island exclusive Items (Including Club Tortimer).My in game date is correct! So he will be in boxes on the 28th of July =D

So I have Axel moving out! I don’t even think he’s been in my town for more than a week but there you go! X’D
Because he was only in my town for a very short time and I barely interacted with him he is 100% original! =D
I am mainly looking for bell offers (which I would like to receive on my secondary game since I have pretty much zero funds on it since it’s just been reset!) or items from the exotic set, rococo set (I have nothing from either), or Tortimer Island exclusive Items (Including Club Tortimer).
My in game date is correct! So he will be in boxes on the 28th of July =D

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5 days ago
vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

(Source: yellow-submarine-fun, via ruinedchildhood)

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6 days ago

tardis-thehauntedsexysnogbox:

padalemons:

insertfandomnamehere:

just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting

dont forget this gem:

this entire post just made my day

(via sparkles-cx)

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6 days ago
deansdamnation:

astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.

deansdamnation:

astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.

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(Source: perksofbeinga-whovian, via two-times-an-asshole)

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6 days ago

selfloathinggay:

Little did the reader know that the author’s dad routinely abused her, and kept up an affair with the school teacher.  The school teacher knew of the molestation but didn’t say anything out of her love for the author’s father.  Lisa was protecting this girl, because Lisa was also a victim of sexual abuse from her father as well.”

(Source: 243567890, via two-times-an-asshole)

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1 week ago

Making my old town that was a total mess into a new town is really taking ages! Finding good map layouts is taking forever! And when I do like one they have pears as the native fruit which is the same as my main town DX C’mon game!! Work with me here!

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1 week ago

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

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this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

(via humorking)

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1 week ago

doogiestinson:

Closet Racist:

Hysterical Misandrist:

By the “not all men” logic, Russian Roulette is a perfectly safe game to play. Sure, one of the chambers has a bullet in it…

but not all chambers

Best one I’ve seen. Best one.

Bascially

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If we’re using the logic of this analogy then basically everything on the planet has a chance of killing you so you should fear everything.

Even biscuits

25 million britons have been injured by biscuits

so we should fear every biscuit.

(Source: redeyemaniac, via two-times-an-asshole)

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1 week ago

stablevertigo:

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

  • I am unable to do that
  • I am too stressed out to do that
  • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
  • My body will physically not allow me to do that
  • I am on the verge of a panic attack
  • I cannot do that

What people hear:

  • I am unwilling to do that
  • I am just shy
  • I am overreacting
  • I am lazy
  • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
  • I need a push
  • I don’t want to do that

Inspired by X

(via babarsk13188)

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1 week ago

x-file:

catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

(via babarsk13188)

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1 week ago

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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(via babarsk13188)

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1 week ago

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

(via humorking)

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1 week ago

datheathen:

ivanhattori:

asslikemattfacelikegilinsky:

flavolaval:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

Men of tumblr. Your duty awaits

im just waiting for them to post pictures of themselves in these dresses

What started off as a joke has now done nothing but make me feel pretty… 

Am I doing it right?

(via drphil-ipino)

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