Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
So I have Axel moving out! I don’t even think he’s been in my town for more than a week but there you go! X’D
Because he was only in my town for a very short time and I barely interacted with him he is 100% original! =D
I am mainly looking for bell offers (which I would like to receive on my secondary game since I have pretty much zero funds on it since it’s just been reset!) or items from the exotic set, rococo set (I have nothing from either), or Tortimer Island exclusive Items (Including Club Tortimer).
My in game date is correct! So he will be in boxes on the 28th of July =D
“Little did the reader know that the author’s dad routinely abused her, and kept up an affair with the school teacher. The school teacher knew of the molestation but didn’t say anything out of her love for the author’s father. Lisa was protecting this girl, because Lisa was also a victim of sexual abuse from her father as well.”
Making my old town that was a total mess into a new town is really taking ages! Finding good map layouts is taking forever! And when I do like one they have pears as the native fruit which is the same as my main town DX C’mon game!! Work with me here!
By the “not all men” logic, Russian Roulette is a perfectly safe game to play. Sure, one of the chambers has a bullet in it…
but not all chambers
Best one I’ve seen. Best one.
If we’re using the logic of this analogy then basically everything on the planet has a chance of killing you so you should fear everything.
25 million britons have been injured by biscuits
so we should fear every biscuit.
What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:
- I am unable to do that
- I am too stressed out to do that
- I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
- My body will physically not allow me to do that
- I am on the verge of a panic attack
- I cannot do that
What people hear:
- I am unwilling to do that
- I am just shy
- I am overreacting
- I am lazy
- I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
- I need a push
- I don’t want to do that
Inspired by X
As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place
this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
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Men of tumblr. Your duty awaits
im just waiting for them to post pictures of themselves in these dresses
What started off as a joke has now done nothing but make me feel pretty…
Am I doing it right?